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   OMG the coolest thing ever.
   So you know there are those bulletin boards in the class rooms with random credit card posters and things right? Well there are. And there was one for some MCAT test.. but for some random reason it had hella room to the left of MCAT.. so after a short deliberation, my friends and I decided to write "SPER" next to it with my ubiquitous sharpie, so this massive poster says "SPERMCAT" on it in letters three inches tall. Then there was this random picture of a pregnant lady's belly on a poster right next to it so I drew an alian coming out of the belly, and then a text bubble from a doctor pictured on the same poster saying "Only one in eight Spermcat babies is actually a man eating alien." Next to this fisheye picture of someone all excitedly looking at money with the headline "earn money for college!" I wrote "in the act of undergoing the Spermcat(tm) donation process" with an arrow pointing at the guy. Then some Thai cultural dancers in funny outfits I labelled as "the Spermcat developement team!" And like.. other stuff. It was great. You had to be there. Check out Wellman 105 if you get half a chance.
   I also wrote "SPERMCAT BANANA" on a 13 inch banana I found at Kristy's place. That thing was freakin huge.


   In completely unrelated news, this guy Louis or something tried to get me to rush Sig Ep today. Then five minutes later I'm talkin to Azver and Lisa about this and I'm like "can you believe someone tried to recruit ME for a frat??" and Azver whups out with this handbill for his frat, "Sammy's." Crazinss.
   This Louis guy though is like the most sincerely friendly and emanating confidence and wholesomeness guy I've ever met though I swear. So maybe I'll go to something just to humor him. I think Kalen Gallagher is part of that frat too.


   In other news.. turned in my "character sketch" for English class today.. as usual it was over the prescribed list. People who read theirs in class made me want to retch. I hate people.
   Maybe I'll make the thing I wrote available on here or somewhere... or maybe not.. I dunnnoo.


   Dude.. anyone know whats up with Strongbad today??


   Blehtahepdakorum is now classified as "Moralistic Democracy." I don't think I've ever seen another "Moralistic Democracy" in the game so thats kinda cool but.. omg people have "some" political freedoms now, and anyway, there ain't supposed to be anything "democratic" about my dominion. Disturbing.


Hours consequetively awake: 35
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   Last night it was like totally pouring rain at 4am. I was stoked about that. Not that I was out and about at 4am hehe eh heh heh uh.

   Drove over to IHOP to finally pick up my pay checks. Chris was there. Yea so he didn get sent to jail.. apparently he was just totally tripping out on shrooms or something. Paychecks amounted to $351.11. On like Monday or Tuesday I'd picked up my financial aid check, which was $1,382.50. AND I got paid the $40 yesterday of course, meaning this week I was paid a total of $1,773.61. Good times.

   It is currently Friday night, and so far I haven't heard of anything worth doing. I am currently of the opinion that people in general are very overrated and about ready to shut down all attempts to have a social life so.. yea.


   And continuing in my series of tangents regarding the Dominion of Blehtahepdakorum; I shall now elaborate on the names of its officials. I have found it quite amusing thinking up interesting names for the various people I attribute things to; in my procrastination I've made a few posts regarding things in the forum there, and always attribute it to someone.
   The head of state is of course the Holy Emperor Blehtahepdakor XIV, who has not yet made any statements himself but is always referred to with great reverence, and on whose behalf everything is attributed.
   The Minister of State, who makes the most important announcements in the UN has been named as Grand Moff Spiridonovic Ibtrixenetox. Todays report on our national animal, the Saber-Toothed Snail, was made by the Minister of the Environments, Lt General Zyedendedredex Boot. Yes, you know its an oppressive nation when say the minister of environments is a general. Other names of note are Iblix Bleeghmare, and Kleb Dedroehederex.

   I think I'll name my second child Zyedendedredex...


UPDATE: 05:56am
Results of a conversation with Eric from The List:

"[00:02:08] hobgoblin155: you also dominate the 'epic livejournal entry' scene"

And he created a nationstate, The Disputed Territories of The List.

"[01:07:51] hobgoblin155: I'm trying to make the nation as much like my garage as possible
[01:08:18] hobgoblin155: Beef-Based Agriculture is big there, too
"
(His garage is a key player in the UC Davis underground scene)

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