aggienaut | 30 in 30 III - 4 - The Depths of Shoddiness

Crap. First I was going to write a quick synopsis of what the real deal with King Arthur is, since thats what I'm writing my paper on, but then I realized I don't really have time to even make a shoddy ass attempt at that. Then I was going to go with shid's idea of "go to Google and do a search for the phrase "____ needs" (in doublequotes as shown). In the place of the blank, enter your name. Record the top ten results of what you need and share with your friends on your journal," which is the meme I mentioned before of using if I got really desperate. But alas, I've been foiled!

Some ass-butt is NAMED "Kris Needs," & he fancies himself a musician, so every freaking link goes to his crap ass music! The only result that ISN'T him is very insightful though: "Kris needs to change his name." Seriously, then maybe I could get some use out of this stupid meme.

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   Actually I'm saved. That one result IS the meme. Somehow they got around Kris Needs. Some highlights then:

• Kris needs to change his name, mow the yard while Betsy throws quarters at him
• Kris needs a posse of five
• Kris needs MONEY to fight off the lawsuits
• Kris needs volunteers
• Due to imbalanced energy, Kris needs more rest during this tension-filled cycle
• Kris needs to do these weird therapy techniques
• I do, however, think that Kris needs [his] own weblog (damn straight!)

   Okay now I've got that out of the way and seven minutes to go till midnight.

   Elements such as the Grendel of livejournal, AKA otimus, apparently think I'm being "too competitive" about 30 in 30. I don't really know where thats coming from, since I've proclaimed every entry I've made so far to be barely passable, and tried to reiterate frequently that any "rules" I mention are merely blogthodox standards to give one something to strive for.. in the end the accomplishment is all in your head. There is no all around winner, though many of us usually like to declare "best ofs" (in our respective opinions) in different categories in the end. And on that note my "best of the day" declarations are just to encourage everyone and hold up shining examples to be emulated. There is no central authority here that is judging you or functioning in any other manner.
   Also otimus says I'm a hipster.
   Also otimus is just bitter because his entries are all TL;DR

   Day 4 best I think I'm going to peg as professor_david, not so much for the entry itself, so much as the extensive conversation about chicken strips that ensued among the comments.
   shid gets an ~~honourable mention~~ though because his entry tricked his ~~girlfriend~~ fiancee into thinking his friends were in jail. ~~If the entry had had a visual aid it might have been today's number one (in my opinion)~~. Okay its officially a tie. The rest of you are all really getting the hang of it though.

   Now if you'll excuse me, Kristy & I need to go rock out at Rock It.