The Agrinautica

   So I'm online at Kristy's place now. Though my computer has been set up for the new wireless network at the trees, the hardware for the network won't be set up at my building until thursday or friday. Thank god this is happening at the very beginning of the quarter.

   And speaking of god, the Agnostic and Atheist Student Association of UC Davis (AGASA), of which I am the chief executive officer, recently got listed on the webpage of a larger atheist organization in San Fransisco, so I've been getting more email on the subject lately. The other day this came in and I seriously can't tell if its intended to be taken seriously:

Greetings From the Dr. Bob Jones Institute Think Tank www.docbojo.com

As national director of BJI, it is my duty to inform you and/or your organization that a detailed analysis of your positions regarding the Bible, our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and in particular your political positions are not compatible with our own. The Dr. Bob Jones Institute stands for strict morality and a totally Christian Theocratic federal government. These of course are the wishes of Jesus.

Since you or your organization have been tried and found wanting, we must insist that you disband your website immediately and no longer espouse the none sense we have found there. Since the election of George W. Bush as our 43rd and BORN AGAIN president, and since as you know Mr. Bush did speak at the Bob Jones University and is close friends with Dr. Bob Jones III, BJI hopes you will agree it would be wise for you to obey God's will and to do so promptly.

Sincerely,

Michael C. Kelley
Operations Manager for the Dr. Bob Jones Institute
Arkansas


   The title btw was "CEASE AND DESISIT." Anyway, I decided to be saucy and reply:

Greetings,
We appreciate your serious consideration of the theological and political wellbeing of our organization. We would like to return the favour and seriously consider your findings. I'm sure you will appreciate our interest in receiving a transcript of the detailed analysis you have done on us. Thank-you.

-K.F.
Chief Executive Officer, AGASA.


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