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Aggienaut ([personal profile] aggienaut) wrote2006-12-08 07:15 am

ASUCD Senate Votes to Send Ostrowski Out of Country!

The ASUCD Gulag
   After a 2+ hour debate in which two people cried, the ASUCD Senate finally came to an agreement: they would fork out $1,000 to send the controversial Steven Ostrowski to do hard labour in another country.


Indictment Act
   Judicial Proposal 7 was finally passed (12-0-0) as Senate Bill 35. To have the ASUCD Senate consider the removal of a Justice:
   Formerly required a motion by a Senator (no need for a 2nd even), Justice would be told 24 hours in advance that they were being considered for removal (they need not be told (and usually weren't) anything more specific about the charges than that it is a "personnel matter") & that they have a right to make the closed session on them open;
   Henceforth (assuming President Holloway signs the Bill) a motioning Senator will have to write up charges citing (i) the specific bylaw or subsection of the judicial code of ethics allegedly violated, (ii) the specific action or inaction the Defendant Justice allegedly committed and the specific time and place if applicable, (iii) the general evidence or witnesses who would be able to attest that it is reasonable to believe these allegations, and (iv) an argument or explanation that if believed these allegations would render the Defendant Justice unfit for their position; and the validity of these charges must be confirmed by the Internal Affairs Commission; if approved by the IAC, the motioning Senator then may proceed as before (24 hour notice etc), but the defendant Justice shall of course be given the approved charge sheet and may only be charged in accordance with such.
   Unfortunately, when I think about the spurious charges made against ASUC Berkeley Chief Justice Sonya Banerjee earlier this quarter, they might have slipped through even the new indictment process here,* but at least for example the spurious "just to talk' impeachment hearing Sen Birdsall called against Justice Harney & myself last year would have been right out.

   Anyway, needless to say the passage of SB35(2006) should actually make a huge improvement in the independance of the ASUCD Judiciary. It was a very positive note for my last ASUCD meeting, ever.


Using E
   Every time Sen Alexandra Frick's name is called I think my name is being called since "Frick" is a very very common mispronouncement of "Fricke." In fact, our names are in all probability etymologically linked and we share a 16th century Prussian ancestor. I am rather disappointed, however, that Alex's ancestors gave up the fight to explain that the "e" is not silent. (Though my own ancestors missplaced an accent mark that was over the "e" somewhere in Brazil)


Advising Advisor: Rein in Reign or Resign
   The Aggie ran an editorial yesterday supporting Elections Chairman Leathers' call for ASUCD Advisor Tucker to change his behaviour or resign. This comes a day after a front page article reporting on the situation, which was initiated the day previous by a livejournal post on the subject by Leathers.
   Article ends with "Tucker has little ASUCD experience and would do well to pay some respect to those students who have been active members of the association longer than he has."
   On any account, rumour I'm hearing is that Tucker was never planning on being the advisor for more than two years, before scampering off to law school. I think its kind of silly to hire an advisor for so short a period of time that they'll never have more experience than the senior student leaders (previous advisor Eric Sanchez was around less than a year). I have a brilliant idea for our next advisor though: former Sen Lamar Heystek.
   I'd be available to take the job presumably, but I'm in no need for such a demotion ;) (For Heystek though it would be an appropriate "day job" to support him while on city council (which does not pay I believe)). But really I plan on not being around here for the rest of eternity ... though on the plus side it would be the ultimate last laugh on Vicki Swett if I ended up with her job.

Quote of the Day: "I bet you never thought I'd be contemplating filing two back-to-back cases!" - Kai "No Need for a Judiciary" Savaree-Ruess.


Year Ago Today: Unqualified Candidates Scandal Breaks - News of the Unqualified Candidates Scandal first breaks. Also, I'm quoted in a student government court opinion in Texas.

* The Banerjee Example

[identity profile] emosnail.livejournal.com 2006-12-08 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
*Most of the charges against Banerjee were either rather vague, or were regarding things she wasn't responsible. The latter would ideally be weeded out by the IAC under requirement (iv) of connecting the dots between the action and the defendant's culpability for it. Though an unscrupulous and affected IAC might overlook these problems and rubberstamp it ... but its still an improvement over the former situation. (note though that ASUC Berkeley already does have a requirement of a charge sheet sponsored by five senators, which is better than our former system but not as sturdy as our new one)

[identity profile] jtleathers.livejournal.com 2006-12-08 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
The first sentence of this post is so hilarious. Someone suggested to me the other day that ASUCD fork over a similar amount of money to get some top-of-the-line Kaplan LSAT test prep for Tucker so he could leave ASUCD. I like the idea of ASUCD paying for people to go away...

Fun with alliteration

[identity profile] emosnail.livejournal.com 2006-12-08 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
If he doesn't get into law school, he might re-sign here rather than resign!

[identity profile] gennadotorg.livejournal.com 2006-12-08 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
minor point: I was told by Steven that he was not physically going on the trip... only supporting the cause and help raise money for it

Re: Ostrowski

[identity profile] gennadotorg.livejournal.com 2006-12-08 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
sorry!! it was a very good joke!

ps..the lamar idea is genius

Re: Ostrowski

[identity profile] emosnail.livejournal.com 2006-12-08 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I was talking to him awhile ago during the application process that before either Eric or Tucker and Lamar at least casually entertained the idea of applying himself. I think we should try to convince him to apply (if Tucker is indeed leaving soon)

[identity profile] sostrowski.livejournal.com 2006-12-09 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Love the title, but it is a bit unknown whether I will actually be going to Tijuana.

[identity profile] emosnail.livejournal.com 2006-12-09 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
In ASUCD, Senate forks you money; in Soviet Russia, Senate forks YOU!

[identity profile] sostrowski.livejournal.com 2006-12-09 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
If ASUCD were more like the Soviet Union, I would be suspiciously missing before I was about to make author's comments to IAC.

in Soviet ASUCD

[identity profile] emosnail.livejournal.com 2006-12-09 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
If ASUCD was more like the Soviet Union, the first person to sit down after the obligatory standing ovation every resigning person gets would be taken out and shot tasered repeatedly.

Re: in Soviet ASUCD

[identity profile] sostrowski.livejournal.com 2006-12-09 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
Although shooting someone would be a bit extreme, tasering someone does sound reasonable.

Re: in Soviet ASUCD

[identity profile] emosnail.livejournal.com 2006-12-09 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
But of course they really did do that in the Soviet Union under Stalin. First person to stop applauding Stalin would disappear to the gulag ... so he'd make speeches and get applause for ridiculous periods of time until he managed to compell them all to stop at once or a few people bit the bullet for the team ... literally! Actually they probably just got shipped off to the Gulag.

Gulag Archepelago, is good book.

Re: in Soviet ASUCD

[identity profile] sostrowski.livejournal.com 2006-12-09 10:02 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I really think that hard core communist societies give themselves a real brain drain because intellectuals are either killed, defect, or made to work for a task not related to their knowledge. The Soviet Union was notorious for steeling American designs and using them as their own.

Re: in Soviet ASUCD

[identity profile] emosnail.livejournal.com 2006-12-09 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Well its group-think: the enforcement of a mentality that there is a correct party line and one will by ostracized if they support anything else. Its like when they do that stupid finger-clicking thing in ASUCD commissions but in a massive scale and with guns.

Re: :)

[identity profile] sostrowski.livejournal.com 2006-12-11 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
I disagree!

Re: :)

[identity profile] emosnail.livejournal.com 2006-12-11 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
Such a cute kitty!

Also I love thtis person's icon:

Re: :)

[identity profile] emosnail.livejournal.com 2006-12-11 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
For the cat or for the icon?

Re: :)

[identity profile] sostrowski.livejournal.com 2006-12-12 11:16 am (UTC)(link)
Both or either. I mean what defines for you cute?

Re: :)

[identity profile] emosnail.livejournal.com 2006-12-12 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
This is my definition of cute. (=

And I can empirically say waht makes the icon neat is the fact that its animated.