ext_25999 ([identity profile] pavel-lishin.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] aggienaut 2005-11-09 01:09 am (UTC)

"I have a terminal illness, and the doctor doesn't think I'll make it to the next election."

That'll make them feel like jerks.

"Sorry... I have a suicide bombing scheduled for two days before voting starts."

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